You can have me the way I am — bad behavior included — or not at all.

The countdown is ON!!! 9 more days until Eclipse hits theaters. This post is dedicated to Team Jacob. For all you pissers who don't understand, I will try to explain it to you. Jake is hotter, more fun, more relaxed, happier, far less crazy, less controlling, and less fucking SPARKLY than that pansy Edward. Don't get me wrong. I hate Bella too and those vampire slutfucks deserve each other. But if *I* got to choose, Jacob would live under my skirt.

Pages 527-528 of Eclipse prove that even that whiny little cunt Bella can't resist him. BEHOLD:

"My brain disconnected from my body and I was kissing him back...I didn't have to be careful with Jacob, and he certainly wasn't being careful with me...He was everywhere. I couldn't see or hear or feel anything that wasn't Jacob. What did it mean that I didn't want him to stop? That my hands clung to his shoulders, and liked that they were so wide and strong? That his hands pulled me too tight against his body and yet it was not tight enough for me? The questions were stupid, because I knew the answer: I'd been lying to myself. He'd been right all along...That's why it was so impossible to tell him goodbye - because I was in love with him, too. I loved him, much more than I should, and yet, still nowhere near enough. I was in love with him, but it was not enough to change anything. It was only enough to hurt us both more. To hurt him worse than I ever had."


FUCK YOU, BELLA! You missed out on some hot wolf love. I hope he marries your daughter, asshole.

You could be happy if you let go. You could be happy with me.

So, as far as I can tell from clips, trailers, reviews, etc., Eclipse is going to stray from the book (of course...Books are ALWAYS better than the movies they are made into). While I am pissed about this, it seems like the movie may portray Bella as more of a bad-ass and less of a whiny little twat. So...I'm kind of ok with this. The motorcycle scene where she bails off campus with Jake is different... but that doesn't exclude the possibility of another scene that matches the one in the book. So,what do you think?